What Happened??

WHAT HAPPENED??

How many zeros in a billion?
This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether
you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one
advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some
perspective in one of it’s releases.

A.

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes ago,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this
thought is still fresh in our brain…
let’s take a look at New Orleans ..

It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress
for

250 BILLION
DOLLARS

to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting
number…. what does it mean?

A.

Well… if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get
$516,528.

B.

Or… if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your
home gets
$1,329,787.

C.

Or… if you are a family of four…
your family gets
$2,066,012.

Washington , D.C .

< HELLO! >

Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
(tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties
Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax

State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal Surcharge Tax
State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax

Utility Tax

Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago.. and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt… We had the largest middle class in the world…
and Mom
stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell ‘politicians!’

And I still have to press
“1″ for English.

I hope this goes around the

USA
at least 100 times

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